So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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