let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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