it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Sext me about skeletons
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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