Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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