i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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