She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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