I hate all girls vehemently.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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