You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Can you bring me the toilet please
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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