batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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