I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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