4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Farmville is her only friend.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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