I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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