I should be sponsored by Trojan
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
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And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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