It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
ugly people sure do ruin things
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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