my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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