Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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