we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I'm having to shit out rocks
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