Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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