butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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