Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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