And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
