I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
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We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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