So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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