As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Shame - the story of my life.
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