is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Farmville is her only friend.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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