jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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