Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
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Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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