Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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