So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
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I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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