My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
