i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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