I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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