i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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