theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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