My girlfriend figured out who you are.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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