wanna go halves on a baby?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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