omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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