Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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