how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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