I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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