i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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The air was thick with penises
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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