ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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