it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
NoShamevember. You game?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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