I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
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I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I want to fling myself into the sun
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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