She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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