so that wasnt chicken after all
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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