Everything about him screamed your future.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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