no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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