i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Someone came in the potted fern
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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