it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
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The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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