Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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