he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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