I wanna bring you to show and tell
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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