belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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