i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
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