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i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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