I wish i was in the wii world.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
As shirtless as possible
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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