moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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