just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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